Today, my baby-crazy mother expressed her concerns that I haven't conceived after a whole two months of marriage. Her advice amounted to "get divorced while you're still hot, sleep around until you get pregnant, then marry the winner." When I complained to my father, he supported her. FML

by Anonymous / 01/11/2011 at 1:46pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids

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  • they just want granchildren before they die. FYL

    #2 - On 01/11/2011 at 5:50pm by needleinmypants

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  • she just wants you to supply her with more food. didnt you realize all the neighbors newborns dissapeared?

    #6 - On 01/11/2011 at 5:51pm by Asario

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