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Today... ma baby-crazy moter expressed er concerns tat I aven't conceived after aole two monts of marriage. Her advice amounted to "get divorcedile your still ot... sleep around until you get pregnant... ten marry te winner." Wen I complained to ma fater... e supported er. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34526) - you deserved it (2838)

On 01/11/2011 at 1:46pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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they just want granchildren before they die. FYL

#2 - On 01/11/2011 at 5:50pm by needleinmypants

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sorry but haha wttfff

#1 - On 01/11/2011 at 5:49pm by jmac317

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