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Today, my baby-crazy mother expressed her concerns that I haven't conceived after a whole two months of marriage. Her advice amounted to "get divorced while you're still hot, sleep around until you get pregnant, then marry the winner." When I complained to my father, he supported her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26846) - you deserved it (2073)

On 01/11/2011 at 1:46pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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its op's mother's attiude that led to the spread of STDs and why 90% of marriages don't last more than 5 years you should marry someone that you love not someone whos fertile ur mom should realize that ur not ready for kids two months into the marriage ur probably still working on getting used to being around each other all the time u don't have time to be worrying about kids but idk maybe thats just the kid-hating inside of me thats talking

#12 - On 01/11/2011 at 5:59pm by TH3F1N1SHER

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Tell her to make her own damn baby!

#13 - On 01/11/2011 at 6:01pm by LemonStarship

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