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Today, as I was picking up my 7 year old daughter at my ex husband's house my daughter started crying saying that she wanted to stay with daddy forever. I asked why. She said her stepmom was a better mommy. Apparently the woman who broke up my marriage is now a better "mommy". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (92629) - you deserved it (8167)

On 04/29/2009 at 12:13am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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Sometimes kids play off on parent against the other to get stuff. You know, step mummy's better because she lets me eat fast food, watch tv late... or something to try and get you to do the same. I wouldn't worry about it too much.

#2 - On 04/29/2009 at 6:15am by catatonicsleep

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Kids say the darndest things.

#1 - On 04/29/2009 at 6:15am by plethora

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