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Today, my little cousin is going to be staying at our house for a year or so, because of financial problems. It wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that every single night he creeps up on me while I'm sleeping, and shouts "GO F YOURSELF!" directly into my ear. Only another 11 months to go. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25326) - you deserved it (2912)

On 10/28/2010 at 12:44am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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obey him. next time he goes in your room, be masturbating.

#7 - On 10/28/2010 at 6:12am by upintheorange

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how old is he? :S
maybe he'll stop..
untill then I vote bear trap at your door. (:

#4 - On 10/28/2010 at 6:11am by maphineRAWRS

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