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Today, my shower is being renovated so I decided to wash my hair in the kitchen sink. I put my two year old son on the counter next to me so I could keep him close. As I was rinsing out my hair, my son started playing with the light switches. He flicked the garbage disposal on accident. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59784) - you deserved it (19708)

On 04/21/2009 at 8:12pm - kids - by hairball (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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So... did your hair get caught or something? If your hair did somehow end up in the nasty garbage disposal (which sounds incredibly unlikely), then you kind of missed the point of washing hair.

#8 - On 04/22/2009 at 4:04am by mojo_jojo

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ok well it probably scared you, but im sure your hair wasn't down the drain.

#4 - On 04/22/2009 at 3:52am by 5bye7

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