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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something." WTF? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (81759) - you deserved it (6254)

On 02/21/2009 at 7:13pm - intimacy - by pchemist (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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He's probably just embarrassed that he couldn't keep up with you.

#5 - On 02/21/2009 at 10:11pm by d00d_c0m3_0n

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So you're single now, eh?

#10 - On 02/21/2009 at 10:16pm by Chris

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