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Today, when I was trying to break up with my boyfriend, I told him how I needed space and time to think. His response was, "Ok, we're out of condoms anyway." FML

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On 03/26/2010 at 3:31am - intimacy - by d - United States

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Did you want tears and for him to beg you not to break up with him??!! Be glad that's all he said!!!

#6 - On 03/26/2010 at 10:04am by txdiva

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good answer on his part

#4 - On 03/26/2010 at 10:01am by babyteef

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