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Today, trying to take initiative, I wore nothing but an apron and led my husband to the kitchen by his knob to have some fun. I tripped on the floor and used his knob to keep balance. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13106) - you deserved it (4650)

On 03/03/2010 at 11:22am - intimacy - by Sorry (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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