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Today, while my wife was watching me get undressed she said "Bloody hell, you really are getting a beer belly. And it makes your already tiny willy look even tinier." All her accusations are true. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20869) - you deserved it (6630)

On 02/21/2010 at 6:52am - intimacy - by foutu - Sent from mobile version

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tell her she has small tits, ;)

#2 - On 02/21/2010 at 10:05am by koolitaliano

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you call that bitch your wife???

#3 - On 02/21/2010 at 10:05am by m15m

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