By Kotoko - 06/04/2013 04:59 - United States - Wylie

Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm from eagerly scratching off a lottery ticket. No, I didn't win anything. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 269
You deserved it 17 102

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Kotoko_fml 7

LOL These comments are all hilarious. xD Yeah, I admit, I probably DID deserve it =P Lotto tickets are a money drainage.. =/ Course, you win a few times.. here and there, you get addicted thinking "OK! I am going to win this time!" Yeah.. I really need to stop buying them all the time. It's pathetic how much money I've wasted.. =/ I vote YDI for myself, lol.

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Top comments

Pleonasm 35

You say that last part as if you were surprised or something. And you must reaaaaaaaly have been eager. Don't you know those things are a money sink?

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Talooka 10

Did you buy another ticket for your other arm?

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Pleonasm 35

You say that last part as if you were surprised or something. And you must reaaaaaaaly have been eager. Don't you know those things are a money sink?

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Snowkeys 11

Damn you're just rolling in the cash. Who needs a pension when you have 2 dollar scratch tickets.

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tjv3 10

I'm sure the one winner of the 350 million thought it was a money sink... Oh wait nah he didn't

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NeatNit 32

Quit while you're ahead. They wouldn't be selling them unless they were statistically making a profit, and the more you buy the more you fall into statistics.

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Talooka 10

Did you buy another ticket for your other arm?

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Pleonasm 35

Might as well go for a full body work out while you're at it, OP. Never miss leg day. These things cost an arm and a leg.

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Wimoweh 10

Full body workout? I'm trying to see how he'd manage an ab crunch. Ooh ooh, I know! Tape it to his knees, and then put a quarter in his mouth, and every rep scratch a bit off.

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DocBastard 38

Be careful next time you **********...

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Pleonasm 35

Anyone ever get their hand stuck in or something, Doc?

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gracehi 31

Wouldn't surprise me. Damn tilted uterus.

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mattlw 25

Lets be honest, we were all thinking it. It just needed someone with the nuts to say it! Good call Doc.

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TheGodDamnJoker 9

OP I would disagree with your statement. From my point of view it appears as though you won a trip to the hospital.

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gracehi 31

You sure are eager to pay your poor tax. If everyone was so cooperative we could really stick it to the IRS and make half of them unemployed.

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SnuWolf 15

How do you pull a muscle from scratching a lottery ticket? I get that you were eager but unless you moved your entire arm furiously while scratching I see it impossible to do so.

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HarrisonVR 17

you must have been really excited to disappoint yourself

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mfldmike 3

I'm sure it was from "scratching" a lottery ticket...

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gracehi 31

So THAT'S what they're calling it these days...

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Sliver1991 26

And I was calling it "beating the ferret." Am I the only one?!

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wvcheesehead1 9

Perhaps you should spend your money on a gym membership and not lottery tickets.

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alphatoomega 21

There's a reason they call the lottery a tax on the stupid.

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