Today, I finally got to hook up with this hot guy I'd been talking to for a few weeks. To my surprise, he was sinfully drunk when he arrives. As we were going at it, he shits on my white carpet. Now the phrase "f***ing the shit out of someone" has a brand new meaning for me. FML

by jo / 02/20/2010 at 5:47am / United States / Intimacy

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  • well don't fuck him if he's drunk.
    i hope you made him clean it up.

    #5 - On 02/20/2010 at 10:25am by tokintot07

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  • You 'finally got to?' You sound like a child who's just been allowed to go to the amusement park for the first time. Quit placing so much importance on hooking up with idiots.

    #14 - On 02/20/2010 at 10:38am by eeeeeeee

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