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Today, my wife came home drunk, telling me all about this amazing man she met at the club with her friends, and how she wanted to have sex with him but couldn't because she was on her period. What a present. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26014) - you deserved it (2125)

On 02/14/2010 at 8:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

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time to ditch her and find you a new lady :/

#1 - On 02/15/2010 at 3:32am by seanseansean321

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You should get her saying that on tape and play it back to the judge during your divorce hearing. :-)

#7 - On 02/15/2010 at 3:42am by Laurendorcus

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