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Today, my boyfriend wanted to have Valentine's Day sex. He then remembered it was unlimited pancakes at IHOP. FML

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On 02/14/2010 at 11:31am - intimacy - by DallasGal (woman) - United States (Texas)

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So you couldn't have sex afterwards or before?

#1 - On 02/14/2010 at 2:00pm by hoolie06

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pancakes! yay

#2 - On 02/14/2010 at 2:00pm by aricTB

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