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Today, my long-distance boyfriend told me that he was going to pee on me to "mark his territory." When I told him that it was disgusting, he said, "last time, I just peed on you in the shower." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19152) - you deserved it (2987)

On 02/12/2010 at 8:34pm - intimacy - by rashree (woman) - United States (Kansas)

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Ew, that's gross. Maybe you should start looking into finding another boyfriend. He sounds way too possessive and creepy.

#1 - On 02/13/2010 at 3:32am by snickerdoodles

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You can't fight fire with fire, but you CAN fight piss with piss.

#11 - On 02/13/2010 at 3:40am by eeeeeeee

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