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Today, my long term ex, who broke up with me over a year ago and shattered my heart, seduced me (which wasn't hard as he knew I still had feelings for him) and as he pulled out after the couple of minutes of what he called sex, he used the line "There we go, that's your freebie." FML


I agree, your life sucks (11025) - you deserved it (21023)

On 01/17/2010 at 8:26pm - intimacy - by misshb (woman) - United Kingdom (Suffolk)

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why would u fall for it again?

#4 - On 01/18/2010 at 3:30am by jazlyn1986

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ahhh dude :/ he's a prick! you seriously don't deserve to be treated like that, well actually, NOBODY Should be treated like that..

#6 - On 01/18/2010 at 3:32am by Nic_hole

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