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Today, my mom explained the benefits of douching to me with my boyfriend right there. He began arguing with her about how the vagina is usually self-cleaning. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20447) - you deserved it (2376)

On 01/10/2010 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by CD (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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I agree with your boyfriend.

#1 - On 01/11/2010 at 3:22am by mfinn

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wow poor you, your boyfriend is smart and open to talking about sex. your life sucks -.-

#4 - On 01/11/2010 at 3:28am by iamazombie

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