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Today, I was ringing an old man up in the local grocery store when I had realized all he was buying was 3 bottles of vodka and a box of condoms. While I was loading the bags into his cart he laid his hand on my shoulder and told me "I'd take you home with me but chances are I would be arrested". FML

I agree, your life sucks (85305) - you deserved it (3658)

On 03/30/2009 at 9:13pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maine)

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