Today, I changed my 2009 new year's resolution to lose my virginity to my 2010 new year's resolution. FML
by stillavirgin / 01/03/2010 at 2:41am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
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YDI. Shouldn't be a resolution. Don't be easy.
#5 - On 01/03/2010 at 10:30am by RedLoocee
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Step 1. Go to a bar near closing time
Step 2. Lower your standards
Step 3. There is no step 3! Some drunk dude is fucking you in the men's room or in the parking lot and your resolution is complete! Yay!
#4 - On 01/03/2010 at 10:16am by perdix
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