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Today, I changed my 2009 new year's resolution to lose my virginity to my 2010 new year's resolution. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17932) - you deserved it (4939)

On 01/03/2010 at 2:41am - intimacy - by stillavirgin (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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Step 1. Go to a bar near closing time
Step 2. Lower your standards
Step 3. There is no step 3! Some drunk dude is fucking you in the men's room or in the parking lot and your resolution is complete! Yay!

#4 - On 01/03/2010 at 10:16am by perdix

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YDI. Shouldn't be a resolution. Don't be easy.

#5 - On 01/03/2010 at 10:30am by RedLoocee

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