By stillavirgin - 03/01/2010 07:41 - Canada

Spicy
Today, I changed my 2009 new year's resolution to lose my virginity to my 2010 new year's resolution. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 232
You deserved it 5 935

Same thing different taste

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YDI. Shouldn't be a resolution. Don't be easy.

perdix 29

Step 1. Go to a bar near closing time Step 2. Lower your standards Step 3. There is no step 3! Some drunk dude is ******* you in the men's room or in the parking lot and your resolution is complete! Yay!

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somethingnew319 0
tAlk_NERdy_tO_ME 0

oh uhmm...wow. is that really your new years resolution? sweetie dont make that your main goal for this year, thats how you get S.T.I 's.

KnicoleAlejandro 0

It's S.T.D by they way sexually transmitted diseases

no . STI's are sexually transmitted infections. like hpv.

dont make stupid resolutions like that! thats just like asking for stds! youre stupid.

dude, don't force it, when it should happen it will, and don't go to a bar and pick up a randomer, you'll regret it a lot.

epoh_fml 0

Sex is not all it's cracked up to be. Well, yes, actually it is. But seriously--a ***** or rubber ****** thing (what do they call those? pocket *******?) can accomplish the same thing in less time with no risk of unwanted pregnancy or STDs.

I hear you can install some STD's in them lmao

Ur only saying that because u can't get laid either. Hahaha.

eh you know what? I know where the OP is coming from. You feel like you've taken everyone's advice and are being yourself, and still can't find shit. and all anyone can say is, "not worth it" or "it's not that great". It doesn't help :P. I don't think it's worth a resolution though.

Use your fingers or a *****. that's it!