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Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He tried to put it in unerected. He was serious. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19695) - you deserved it (3176)

On 01/02/2010 at 12:22pm - intimacy - by xxxzzzooo (woman) - United States (New York)

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my boyfriend tries that too. by the time the tips in he's hard as a rock :)

#10 - On 01/02/2010 at 2:29pm by wags883

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For all of you who agree with 21 I have to say you're all complete and total idiots. Why does the OP have to be 'fat' or 'ugly'? How about everyone stops judging the situation, the OP is only allowed to post so many words. Has anyone considered that maybe the OP's boyfriend is inexperienced, uneducated or maybe even just nervous? In high school I had plenty of friends who had these types of moments when they were starting their sex life.

#51 - On 01/02/2010 at 7:48pm by stfuminjakid

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