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By Bathroom Problems / Saturday 2 January 2010 19:24 / France
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By  time4coffee  |  3

I don't see how this is an FML, you can get up and wipe in the dark. The same thing happened at my job but it was a blackout. You feel around and get out. Why wuss out because it is dark?

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  lovingamylea  |  0

She had diarrhoea. Do you know what that means? It means she was (probably uncontrollably) persistently spouting liquidy crap. Stumbling around would probably have left shit trails on the floor. If you're going to say "why couldn't she wipe first?", well I think that was the point -it's hard to wipe in the dark. Especially when you're having diarrhoea, when liquified shit is all over the place. OP, hope your tum's feeling much better now. Remember to rehydrate before you pass out! :D

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  wingedtoad  |  0

I'm sure she would have loved to go home, but if it were me I wouldn't risk making the commute if I knew I might be spouting shit. As for letting her stay in the bathroom for half an hour... think of the alternative.

By  time4coffee  |  3

I don't see how this is an FML, you can get up and wipe in the dark. The same thing happened at my job but it was a blackout. You feel around and get out. Why wuss out because it is dark?

By  tisiphone_fml  |  0

Hmm, I suppose you did not think of throwing something in the stall- say, a toilet paper roll, into the room to make the motion sensor go off again? Or momentarily opening the door, as nobody else was in the room?

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