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Today, I found out where all my expensive bras and panties have been disappearing to. Apparently, while I'm at work, my fifteen year-old son's girlfriend has been stealing them after they have sex in my bed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15727) - you deserved it (1946)

On 12/21/2009 at 10:28pm - intimacy - by Secretisout (woman) - United States (Washington)

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