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Today, I found out where all my expensive bras and panties have been disappearing to. Apparently, while I'm at work, my fifteen year-old son's girlfriend has been stealing them after they have sex in my bed. FML

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On 12/21/2009 at 10:28pm - intimacy - by Secretisout (woman) - United States (Washington)

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and u found this out how?

#1 - On 12/22/2009 at 3:16am by danii_s2

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ok I am wondering how you found out as well?

and what male wants to see their girlfriend in their moms underwear? That comes off as creepy to me (of course I am just assuming that she has stolen your things while he was present and that he has seen her in them)

#4 - On 12/22/2009 at 3:27am by SweetestSin

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