Dave, don't stick your knob in beehives!

By Pinsky - 01/08/2022 00:00

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Today, I got stung by a bee on the tip top of my penis. No one understands why I am limping. FML
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poopface82 18

I have to ask, how exactly does that happen?

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

I love how you just casually dropped that in there as if it's perfectly normal. It's really not.

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cuz803 44

Explain you experienced a growth spurt in your penis and it's hard to carry your big dick around unless you get a companion to help you out. There, helped you score a date

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poopface82 18

I have to ask, how exactly does that happen?

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RichardPencil 30

I don't, either. Unless you use your "third leg" as literally a third leg.

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

I love how you just casually dropped that in there as if it's perfectly normal. It's really not.

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