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Today, I would rather pound to porn than have sex with my wife, because trying to get her in the mood is too much hassle. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21730) - you deserved it (11735)

On 12/02/2009 at 9:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

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You're not doing something right...don't blame her lol.

#4 - On 12/03/2009 at 3:31am by xsupermanx

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Have you ever thought about maybe she doesn't want to have sex with you because you pound to porn?

#13 - On 12/03/2009 at 9:23am by hsm450

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