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Today, I would rather pound to porn than have sex with my wife, because trying to get her in the mood is too much hassle. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11003) - you deserved it (6871)

On 12/02/2009 at 9:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

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