Intimacy, Sex, Mental health and Wanker: SO FRUSTRATING! - FML

SO FRUSTRATING!

By Squidward tentacles - 25/09/2023 06:00 - Australia - Sydney

Spicy

Today, I can't seem to get off having sex with my wife. I've tried going to brothels, but I just end up watching YouTube shorts with the girls after failing to finish. The only thing that gets me off now is masturbating in my bed to the memory of an affair I had with a woman back in 2020. FML

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You deserved it 974

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 03/12/2009 02:37 - United States

Spicy

Today, I would rather pound to porn than have sex with my wife, because trying to get her in the mood is too much hassle. FML

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Love Story

By Anonymous - 16/12/2021 19:59

Spicy

Today, I realised I may have some kind of problem, given that I masturbate daily, and sex with my wife no longer interests me because it takes too long, involves her instead of me alone, is too much hard work, and generally annoys me. FML

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By SuperJesus - 01/02/2009 10:27 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, I masturbated 3 times to the thought of my wife because we don't have sex anymore. FML

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By jakeeey - 18/01/2013 01:16 - Canada - Brampton

Spicy

Today, I realized that I'm so depressed that I can't even watch porn without getting upset about how I can't get laid. FML

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You deserved it 10 920

Caught red-handed

By Anonymous - 20/05/2020 17:00

Today, my husband walked in on me while I was masturbating and watching porn (yes women do it too). Now he thinks I’m unsatisfied with him or our sex life. All I wanted was a quick release. FML

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Caught in the act

By MeAgainDr - 08/08/2023 04:00 - Australia - Perth

Spicy

Today, I was taking advantage of an empty house to try and re-spark my sex drive. Despite my best efforts, I got bored and started watching something else, but when my housemate returned suddenly, I panicked - gave a guilty shout and fumbled my dick away as I changed the monitor over - back to porn. FML

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So frustrating!

By Marvin-jones - 02/03/2023 02:00

Spicy

Today, my wife accused me of using her for sex. I'd only just admitted to her two days ago that I've been struggling to get it up to try and perform, after a hospital stay and a month of almost no sexual contact. FML

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By hnickell93 - 10/12/2012 18:37 - United States - Visalia

Spicy

Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML

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Quickie

By Anonymous - 17/02/2023 02:00

Spicy

Today, it's been exactly one year since I’ve had sex, and even that was because my wife caught me masturbating and helped me out with a zero effort handjob that was over in 15 seconds, since I’d already done 90% of the work. FML

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By Korisite - 30/10/2011 05:31 - United States

Spicy

Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML

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Top comments

vchan 20

Monday 25 September 2023 1:49

Wrong professional! Seriously, you went to see call girls for your problem before you try to seek medical advice? No respect for your wife.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 24 September 2023 22:21

Failing with your wife is not such an unusual problem, but failing with the pros is a cause for alarm!

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 24 September 2023 22:21

Failing with your wife is not such an unusual problem, but failing with the pros is a cause for alarm!

vchan 20

Monday 25 September 2023 1:49

Wrong professional! Seriously, you went to see call girls for your problem before you try to seek medical advice? No respect for your wife.

core01 30

Monday 25 September 2023 3:44

Men will do anything EXCEPT go to therapy

L0life29 6

Monday 25 September 2023 15:30

asshole

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