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Today, my upstairs neighbor congratulated me on keeping him 'til dawn with my girlfriend and the chick in the apartment next to us. He doesn't know how I got them to agree to a threesome. Since I was at my folks all weekend, neither do I. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21405) - you deserved it (1881)

On 11/13/2009 at 2:04am - intimacy - by butch - United States (Washington)

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They agreed because you invited them both over to play "Rock, Paper, Scissors" and threw away the rock and the paper.

#5 - On 11/13/2009 at 11:17am by perdix

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Either I'm drunk or this FML really sucks because I didn't understand a word of it =\

#10 - On 11/13/2009 at 6:00pm by boog

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