Today, my upstairs neighbor congratulated me on keeping him 'til dawn with my girlfriend and the chick in the apartment next to us. He doesn't know how I got them to agree to a threesome. Since I was at my folks all weekend, neither do I. FML

by butch / 11/13/2009 at 2:04am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy

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  • They agreed because you invited them both over to play "Rock, Paper, Scissors" and threw away the rock and the paper.

    #5 - On 11/13/2009 at 11:17am by perdix

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  • Either I'm drunk or this FML really sucks because I didn't understand a word of it =\

    #10 - On 11/13/2009 at 6:00pm by boog

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