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Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the door he was standing there with a shocked expression, his friends parked in the driveway had the same expression as well. He came to break up with me. He told me after we had sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (112803) - you deserved it (8623)

On 03/26/2009 at 2:09am - intimacy - by lollipopp56 (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

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Sounds like he deserves a Falcon Punch.

#2 - On 03/26/2009 at 11:53am by Bubs

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And in the meantime his friends hung out in the driveway, right?

Pure class that is. Be glad the jackass is gone.

#3 - On 03/26/2009 at 11:53am by Tucatz

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