Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the door he was standing there with a shocked expression, his friends parked in the driveway had the same expression as well. He came to break up with me. He told me after we had sex. FML

by lollipopp56 / 03/26/2009 at 2:09am / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy

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  • And in the meantime his friends hung out in the driveway, right?

    Pure class that is. Be glad the jackass is gone.

    #3 - On 03/26/2009 at 11:53am by Tucatz

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  • Sounds like he deserves a Falcon Punch.

    #2 - On 03/26/2009 at 11:53am by Bubs

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