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Today, while at Wendy's with my boyfriend, I realized that he made more pleasure sounds when eating his Baconator than he did while sleeping with me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18014) - you deserved it (4943)

On 10/26/2009 at 5:34pm - intimacy - by FYLyfer (woman) - United States

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what did you expect? few things rank above sex... and bacon is one of them lol

#7 - On 10/26/2009 at 9:13pm by lrb081

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p.s have him eat a baconater while he bones u doggystyle :D

#3 - On 10/26/2009 at 8:42pm by Mx_Rider

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