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Today, I had just opened up some porn on my laptop when my mom walked into my room, so I slammed the laptop shut. I didn't know the speakers continue to function after the laptop is closed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11816) - you deserved it (34034)

On 02/03/2009 at 5:24am - intimacy - by hitmutefirst (man) - United States (New York)

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