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Today, I was texting my boyfriend, making plans to see him tomorrow. He ended the conversation by saying "I'm changing my sheets tomorrow, so take a shower." FML

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On 10/19/2009 at 3:26am - intimacy - by Shower? - Sent from mobile version

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Shower together. Only so you can be sure that he is as clean as you. Now it's not an FML any more.

#2 - On 10/19/2009 at 10:07am by wellinever

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YDI for having to be told to take a shower.

#6 - On 10/19/2009 at 10:29am by FromCFL

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