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Today, my mother had 'the talk' with me about sex. I spent the entire time confused as to what brought this up, until she mentioned she had found a used condom in the backseat of the car. I haven't had any action in it, and have no idea whose it was. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20726) - you deserved it (1898)

On 10/11/2009 at 9:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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well, theres only one reasonable thingy that could have gone down.....
your cars a whore :[

#24 - On 10/16/2009 at 10:36pm by prettymuchyea

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Eew, so there are used condoms in your car and you don't know where it's from? Seems like you have bigger problems than getting "the talk"!

#2 - On 10/12/2009 at 3:24am by Bloodknight

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