The talk

By Anonymous - 12/10/2009 01:28 - United States

Spicy
Today, my mother had "The talk" with me about sex. I spent the entire time confused as to what brought this up, until she mentioned she had found a used condom in the backseat of the car. I haven't had any action in it, and have no idea whose it was. FML
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prettymuchyea 0

well, theres only one reasonable thingy that could have gone down..... your cars a ***** :[

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Bloodknight 22

Eew, so there are used condoms in your car and you don't know where it's from? Seems like you have bigger problems than getting "the talk"!

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Clitastrophe 0

Why aren't there more YDI's? You totally deserve it for having sex in the car and lying about it. At least you're using protection, a condom is less conspicuous than a baby.

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Efilyn 0

It's an FML because she ISN'T lying. Idiot.

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Jen11 0

That's disgusting! Was it pie flavored?

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srak 0

good for your mother she needs to talk about that before you become a crack *****

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Ninjaface 0

Whoops, my comment about stopping the "first"ers was not, in fact, the first comment. Stupid iPhone for not displaying all the comments and making me look like an idiot...

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kukopia 0

Did ya tell your mom about all the good stuff you know?

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antwat 0

did it smell like eggs afterwards?? =]

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prettymuchyea 0

well, theres only one reasonable thingy that could have gone down..... your cars a ***** :[

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