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Today, my little sister asked what masturbation was. We where having a family dinner with my grandparents. My mother then said, "Why don't you ask your brother? He is a pro." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27197) - you deserved it (5887)

On 09/28/2009 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by namhtor (man) - United States (Indiana)

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I FUCKIN LOVE UR MOM

#6 - On 09/28/2009 at 5:28pm by omgyoukilledkeny

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Lmao you must be very lonely

#1 - On 09/28/2009 at 5:20pm by rb7_Brady

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