Today, my little sister asked what masturbation was. We where having a family dinner with my grandparents. My mother then said, "Why don't you ask your brother? He is a pro." FML
I agree, your life sucks (12754) - you totally deserved it (2821)
On 09/28/2009 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by namhtor (man) - United States (Indiana)
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So how does your brother being a pro affect you??
Why does your mother watch you masturbate? (that's wierd i think)
However, that was very nice of her to refer to you as a "pro"
#7 - On 09/28/2009 at 5:30pm by GodsOfWrath
ha! you got told! at the dinner table as well.. your mother sounds like mine she will take a dig when she can! fight back!
Does she cheer you on? Are you sponsored? Did you ever promise a cancer dying kid that you would win the gold just for him? SO MANY QUESTIONS!!
#10 - On 09/28/2009 at 5:41pm by f_alltheirlives
You need to learn grammar and spelling. In other words, you need to learn English. Idiot.
How old are you? 10? You and your mother both are retards.
Posting this from the iPhone. expect some typos!
The grammar is perfectly fine. The only thing wrong with this, is that he put an "h" in the word "were." That doesn't really deserve to be picked at.
#65 - On 09/30/2009 at 12:52pm by GodsOfWrath
bimmer u can post fmls from mobile too.. g1 here in fact. so could be the reason for the typo.
#16 - On 09/28/2009 at 6:11pm by fishyfingaz
Bimmer you are stupid. You call someone an idiot for bad grammar and then say expect bad grammar in your comment. What does that make you? A hypocritical idiot?
You are all idiots. Firstly, grammar doesn't equal spelling. Secondly, no grammar mistakes were in the story, only spelling. Thirdly, there was one mistakes, so why would you say mistakes, which is plural. Lastly, no one caught Bimmers GRAMMAR mistake, which is that you put "you" after the other noun in second person plural. Also, he had no typos, and it's stupud to expect them as all iPods have auto correct.
---The grammar Nazi
Wow.The grammar Nazi, for someone who cares so much about their spelling and grammar, but... You made so many mistakes yourself... LIKE, in the spot where you said "Thirdly, there was one mistakes,", that is a mistake itself. :) Next time you are going to critisize someone for their spelling and grammar, check your own. :)
#80 - On 11/07/2009 at 12:06am by Music_Peace_1234
You are all idiots. Firstly, grammar doesn't equal spelling. Secondly, no grammar mistakes were in the story, only spelling. Thirdly, there was one mistake, so why would you say mistakes, which is plural. Lastly, no one caught Bimmers GRAMMAR mistake, which is that you put "you" after the other noun in second person plural. Also, he had no typos, and it's stupid to expect them as all iPods have auto correct.
---The grammar Nazi, now fixed, stupid iPod.
Actually, the original FML does have grammar mistakes. At the end, the quotation marks should be at the beginning and end of the mother's statement. There should also be a period.
And if you really want to be anal about it, there should be a question mark signifying that your "...so why would you say mistakes..." sentence is a question.
#36 - On 09/28/2009 at 9:07pm by FrankieTheNimrod
'which is that you put "you" after the other noun in second person plural'
That's not a grammatical rule. It's perhaps preferable to do it that way as a matter of etiquette, but gramatically it makes absolutely no difference.
AND the OP wrote "where," when he should have written "were."
Therefore, OP needs to go back to second grade.
#38 - On 09/28/2009 at 9:13pm by FrankieTheNimrod
YDI for reading Of Mice And Men...the worst book ever written
#43 - On 09/28/2009 at 10:39pm by themaintroll
You're obviously not a pro if you can't spell masturbation right.
#46 - On 09/29/2009 at 12:29am by SusanaSaysRawrxD
so what about the spelling? we all got what was being said. the mom is just joking around, it is funny!
just one of those moments you wish you were not there. hu?
#50 - On 09/29/2009 at 3:55am by shapeshifter101
Has anyone noticed that you have to click on "Intimacy" in order to see the FMLs in the Intimacy section? They used to just be right in with all the recent ones, but now they're apart...
#53 - On 09/29/2009 at 11:07am by ojosverdes26
why the hell is everyone getting all pissed off about spelling and grammar. IT'S FMYLIFE.COM! Get over it, honestly.
#54 - On 09/29/2009 at 12:58pm by f_y_l_indeed
lol i cant even imagine how disgusted i would feel if my mom said that...
#55 - On 09/29/2009 at 3:35pm by silverflashh
I wish my mom would be like that...my mom doesn't know, and I have a lying disability, so I really got to be careful when and where.
#61 - On 09/29/2009 at 10:28pm by powermad80
Hey, good job at spelling like a pro. Maybe if you'd put down your dick and read a text book you may not fail at life so much.
#70 - On 10/02/2009 at 3:38am by Shoop_da_woop
wow maybe you should do that in more private locations and also why don't you go find yourself a girl to go sleep with or to do that for you
#71 - On 10/02/2009 at 2:20pm by lovin_bigsister
You should've whipped it out right then and started to helicopter it.
#72 - On 10/02/2009 at 7:35pm by AttilaLopez
At least she recognizes where you have skill..
You could have had family time after dinner and taught everyone.
#73 - On 10/03/2009 at 8:46pm by iEATdreamsx
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha awkwardddddddd
i guess we are all good at something...
#75 - On 10/05/2009 at 10:51am by im_a_dinosaur
Would you guys shut up about grammar...you know what he was trying to so so stop being jerk offs(haha)...poor dude already got poned by his mom...and how your gunna give him hell about grammar!!! what the crap???
You say your sister asked you, and your mum said ask your brother, it makes no sense she was already asking you?
#86 - On 01/19/2010 at 3:58am by Bridgeetyo
