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Today, I went to my girlfriend's and she was wearing some sexy lingerie. After making out passionately for 10 minutes, I started to undress myself, only to have her stop me, confessed that she still wasn't sexually attracted to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29032) - you deserved it (2568)

On 09/11/2009 at 1:04pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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You dress your hand up in sexy lingerie?

#14 - On 09/11/2009 at 5:27pm by Tedet

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"...And I said,
"Romeo, take me somewhere we can be alone.
I'll be waiting; all there's left to do is run.
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess
It's a love story - baby just say..."
"Oh! never mind, i don't like you after all. Now you don't have to say yes..."

#22 - On 09/11/2009 at 5:45pm by ireply_w_lyrics

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