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Today, I went to my girlfriend's and she was wearing some sexy lingerie. After making out passionately for 10 minutes, I started to undress myself, only to have her stop me, confessed that she still wasn't sexually attracted to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27887) - you deserved it (2465)

On 09/11/2009 at 1:04pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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