Intimacy: Today, I went to my girlfriend's and she was wearing some sexy...

By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 17:04 - United States

Today, I went to my girlfriend's and she was wearing some sexy lingerie. After making out passionately for 10 minutes, I started to undress myself, only to have her stop me, confessed that she still wasn't sexually attracted to me. FML

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Bored

By Taylor parsons - 29/10/2010 04:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2013 18:24 - United States - Pompton Plains

Today, I got home from work and found my girlfriend waiting for me in some skimpy lingerie. She ended up pushing me onto the bed, and as I lay there, expecting to be pleasured, she pulled out a pair of adult-sized footsie pajamas and dressed me in them. FML

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By bad boyfriend - 26/03/2010 01:50 - Canada

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house. She had promised me we'd get it on so I couldn't wait. When I got there, I didn't get it on. Instead, I got a list of reasons why I make her depressed. FML

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Confusing

By so confused - 09/12/2023 15:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she was sexually frustrated. Naturally, I started coming on to her, only for her to shove me away and snap that just because she was sexually frustrated, it didn't mean that she wanted sex. Huh? FML

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Creepy thing to do, for sure

By Anonymous - 11/12/2023 16:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my wife told me she wanted to try something that would turn me on immediately. While I was in our bed, she came in, wearing only the underwear she took from our 13 year-old daughter's closet. Now she doesn't understand why I'm genuinely disgusted and don't want to have sex with her. FML

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By captainocd - 19/08/2010 19:16 - United States

Today, my incredibly self conscious girlfriend decided to get over her fears and let me see her in her underwear. She did a short strip tease, crawled on top of me and asked what I thought. I couldn't think of anything to say besides, "Your bra and panties don't match." FML

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By je suis christy - 09/01/2015 19:04 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2009 16:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend came up to me and told me we would never do anything sexual in our relationship. She said I was too adorable to take seriously in bed. FML

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Honest

By fml1977 - 04/03/2010 06:43 - United States

Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML

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By lollipopp56 - 26/03/2009 06:09 - Canada

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the door he was standing there with a shocked expression, his friends parked in the driveway had the same expression as well. He came to break up with me. He told me after we had sex. FML

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Tedet 0

Friday 11 September 2009 23:27

You dress your hand up in sexy lingerie?

anelard 6

Sunday 16 December 2012 15:42

That is a disgusting thing to say to anyone. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Comments

Tedet 0

Friday 11 September 2009 23:27

You dress your hand up in sexy lingerie?

Syrael 0

Monday 1 November 2010 17:56

hahaha, hilarious xD

OwMyToe 0

Friday 11 September 2009 23:29

Haha!! I'm sorry, that's just hilarious :P

Konrad_fml 0

Friday 11 September 2009 23:31

Oh my god... I hope your testicles didn't explode from the blueness...

BeeSkwaird 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 8:07

Seriously! Either this girl is ignorant, or just damn cruel!

plexico 3

Friday 11 September 2009 23:37

She was waiting for your replacement.

ireply_w_lyrics 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 0:18

DISNEY'S THE REPLACEMENTS!!! She obviously used her phone and pushed the big F button to get him replaced

ireply_w_lyrics 0

Friday 11 September 2009 23:45

"...And I said, "Romeo, take me somewhere we can be alone. I'll be waiting; all there's left to do is run. You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess It's a love story - baby just say..." "Oh! never mind, i don't like you after all. Now you don't have to say yes..."

iizcalebhearmero 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 2:16

I  Taylor Swift.

Tech_N9ne 0

Friday 11 September 2009 23:46

this is to _YDI....how does he deserve it for being in California? we have the best weed.

mandyreid_ 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 0:06

LOL nah

Syrael 0

Monday 1 November 2010 17:59

everyone in America deserve what befalls them, the ones who doesn't moves out ;)

mylyfesux98 3

Thursday 19 January 2012 4:08

canada ftw :) we have it all ;)

GGnoRe 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 0:05

This is when you praise nymphomaniacs.

FoundManyLemons 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 0:09

If she's "still" not attracted to you, why were you even over there? Dump her and move on.

twiggly 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 0:22

There's a ton of reasons for WHY she's sexually unattractive. Most reasons are her fault. In fact they all are. You're to blame for keeping her around. It's simple human chemistry.

plexico 3

Saturday 12 September 2009 0:29

If she was never sexually attracted to you, she was never really your "girlfriend." She was trying you out as potential boyfriend material. You failed the audition. Next!