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Today, I was with a group of friends at a bar, and we were all talking about whether we were moaners, screamers, or quiet during sex. My boyfriend said that he was a moaner, which I contradicted. Completely straightfaced, he said, "Well, I am when it's good." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65212) - you deserved it (21587)

On 03/21/2009 at 9:16pm - intimacy - by AGluckily (man) - United States (Georgia)

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My guess is he said that because you contradicted him.

You deserve it.

He probably didn't mean it though.

#1 - On 03/22/2009 at 4:39am by Maltastic

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@ #8 and everyone else who makes comments like that; What the hell is up with everyone telling ppl to dump their bf/gf/husband/wife for the smallest things?? Did you know that it is possible to communicate with one another and discuss problems within a relation, maybe have alittle fight, make up again..
Bet you're all single 99% of the time!

#10 - On 03/22/2009 at 7:33am by Tehalon

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