Today, I was making love to my girlfriend and was pretty impressed with myself for lasting through multiple songs. Then I realized her ipod was playing a medley. I only lasted 3 1/2 minutes. FML
by sadinthesack / 08/31/2009 at 2:56pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
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minute man, I CHOOSE YOU!
#5 - On 08/31/2009 at 5:13pm by vooper
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relax dont do it! when you want to come!
#1 - On 08/31/2009 at 5:05pm by idratherbewrestl
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