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Today, I asked my boyfriend while he was eating potato chips if he wanted to eat me. He looked at the potato chips, he looked at me and said "Unless your vagina turns into a potato chip, I'd rather eat these." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34399) - you deserved it (79728)

On 03/18/2009 at 1:22am - intimacy - by myennechee (woman) - Germany (Hamburg)

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Eh, most guys don't wanna be bugged during eating, tv, games, or with his friends

#2 - On 03/18/2009 at 11:45am by Soak

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#5....penises dont taste all that great either and has no benefit to the woman

*edited by Frans*

#8 - On 03/18/2009 at 11:52am by captaingoldfish

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