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Today, my mother was driving me and my friends to a wedding. My friends and I were talking about birth control, and then my mother chimes in, "Yeah, I used to use the sponge, but the spermicide would always burn your dad's penis." FML

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On 02/14/2009 at 4:37pm - intimacy - by Grossed out (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Hey, you talk about birth control or anything sex related around the parents, expect the hear some things you didn't want to know from time to time!

#2 - On 02/14/2009 at 8:29pm by Peavey

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Actually, that was pretty nice of her to give you a head's up (pun not intended until now).

#4 - On 02/14/2009 at 8:54pm by everythingtold

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