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Today, I had my first blow job. My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to "caress" my ball sack. By caress she meant bitch slap from side to side. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50607) - you deserved it (6825)

On 08/03/2009 at 10:37pm - intimacy - by BeboKhaos (man) - United States (California)

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