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Today, I had my first blow job. My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to "caress" my ball sack. By caress she meant bitch slap from side to side. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52040) - you deserved it (7052)

On 08/03/2009 at 10:37pm - intimacy - by BeboKhaos (man) - United States (California)

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OUCH D: I hope your spermcount is still okay!

#1 - On 08/04/2009 at 3:21am by dandymidori

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Wow. Haha.

#2 - On 08/04/2009 at 3:21am by GreenDaysGeekGrl

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