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Today, my girlfriend told me that I was irrationally jealous. I’ve just learnt that she has a website where she masturbates in front of a webcam. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50177) - you deserved it (2957)

On 12/01/2008 at 1:09am - intimacy - by Maestro - Sent from mobile version

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Dump her. If her morals are so low that she has no problem with that, you dont need to date her

#20 - On 03/04/2009 at 8:40pm by RPGod

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stupid *itch. why does everyone want a link?

#10 - On 02/15/2009 at 12:49am by Maniac

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