Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend told me that I was irrationally jealous.... - FML

By Maestro - 01/12/2008 06:09 - France

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Today, my girlfriend told me that I was irrationally jealous. I’ve just learnt that she has a website where she masturbates in front of a webcam. FML

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By not a fan - 07/04/2021 08:00 - United States

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Today I’ve been called a prude, a misogynist, a controlling bastard and worse all because I have a problem with my girlfriend masturbating for strangers online. She has an OnlyFans and I hate it. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2018 03:00

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Today, my girlfriend sent me a video of herself masturbating so I could watch it on my business trip. As I was watching it, I realised someone was filming her, because the camera was moving and definitely not on a tripod. I know I never recorded a video of her. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 16:59 - Germany - Dortmund

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Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2020 19:00

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Today, my girlfriend sent me a revenge video of her having sex with another guy, because I cheated on her. I got angry with her, but later used the video to masturbate. FML

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By notsohandy - 03/01/2014 22:08 - Denmark - Hadsten

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Today, I woke up to my girlfriend masturbating beside me. I asked if she needed a hand. She called me a pervert and now won't speak to me. FML

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By damnit - 27/10/2008 09:08 - United States

Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML

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By burb - 25/09/2013 19:23 - Germany - Berlin

Today, I invited my new girlfriend over for the first time. My roommate thought it would be funny to go on a porn site on my computer and leave it up. She saw it, freaked out, slapped me, and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2014 21:29 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML

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By fuck russia and fuck georgia too - 09/03/2014 18:38 - Azerbaijan

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML

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By angry - 04/11/2009 18:51 - United Kingdom

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Today, I was on webcam with my girlfriend, who was naked. She turned the webcam to point it at the screen for a second, and she was also on webcam with another guy. FML

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RPGod 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 2:40

Dump her. If her morals are so low that she has no problem with that, you dont need to date her

Maniac_fml 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 6:49

stupid *itch. why does everyone want a link?

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Wraith_Paladin 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 19:09

Quiet /b/ro's, you know the rules...

IHrtDropDead 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 23:31

Daaaammmmnnn. That sucks. URL? lol

Tkdxxxse 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 10:42

how horrible *cough* link please *cough* *cough* I would pay top dolla for that right there lol and as I wack of I would put the lub on and say for the OP with love lol

Crumble321 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 12:00

i wouldn't mind having the link

emilysaywhat 0

Monday 1 March 2010 0:56

lol.

shivam1212 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 6:46

it's maestro.com

Va1mar 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 6:09

haha op prolly found it while browsing for ****

ladidaagirl 0

Monday 12 July 2010 21:47

what a discusting person!

atroxletum 6

Friday 24 June 2011 21:26

What *disgusting* grammar!

jonan1212 5

Thursday 7 October 2010 2:04

perv

DesiGhost 4

Tuesday 9 November 2010 23:14

LINK PLEASE?? PLEASE!!!

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