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Today, my girlfriend and I were having ice cream and I jokingly asked "What's better? The sex or ice cream?" Apparently I don't pleasure her like Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream does. FML

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So rub mint chocolate chip ice cream on your dick. She'll be all over it. :]

#3 - On 08/01/2009 at 1:30pm by Intoxicunt

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FYL. Although maybe she likes ice cream more because it gives her a more reminiscent feel from eating it as a kid then sex. Reminiscent activities often feel amazing.

#4 - On 08/01/2009 at 1:30pm by Zelthie

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