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Today, my girlfriend and I were having ice cream and I jokingly asked "What's better? The sex or ice cream?" Apparently I don't pleasure her like Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream does. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18387) - you deserved it (44275)

On 08/01/2009 at 10:08am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

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So rub mint chocolate chip ice cream on your dick. She'll be all over it. :]

#3 - On 08/01/2009 at 1:30pm by Intoxicunt

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Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to. YDI.

#9 - On 08/01/2009 at 1:32pm by lmmmr

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