Today, my girlfriend and I were having ice cream and I jokingly asked "What's better? The sex or ice cream?" Apparently I don't pleasure her like Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream does. FML
by Anonymous / 08/01/2009 at 10:08am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
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So rub mint chocolate chip ice cream on your dick. She'll be all over it. :]
#3 - On 08/01/2009 at 1:30pm by Intoxicunt
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Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to. YDI.
#9 - On 08/01/2009 at 1:32pm by lmmmr
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