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Today, I was trying to wiggle my boxer shorts off to get it on with my girlfriend when my knee hooked on the elastic band. I was anxious to get started, so I used force and ended up kneeing my girlfriend in the crotch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13228) - you deserved it (45351)

On 07/30/2009 at 1:46am - intimacy - by solomantis (man) - Norway (Oslo) - moderated by the Jackass crew

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...you could also use your hands and pull them down

#2 - On 07/30/2009 at 7:50am by sireen

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"so i used force"
love the choice of words haha

#4 - On 07/30/2009 at 7:57am by graciegirl

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