By solomantis - 30/07/2009 05:46 - Norway

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Today, I was trying to wiggle my boxer shorts off to get it on with my girlfriend when my knee hooked on the elastic band. I was anxious to get started, so I used force and ended up kneeing my girlfriend in the crotch. FML
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sireen 0

...you could also use your hands and pull them down

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graciegirl 0

"so i used force" love the choice of words haha

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davelociraptor 0

today my boyfriend was trying to wiggle of my pants, then his head exploded into millions of little pieces FML.

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seroose 0

yooh_plus_meh yes it would be worse if they were gay cuz then of course.. they'd be gay hahaha ******

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blusteele 0

I have an ex who hit herself straight in the crotch with a rifle once (she was on the auxiliary line in the band). She couldn't walk for an hour but everything turned out fine, so I think your girlfriend will be fine...

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fmlfreak123 0

wow "kneeing my girlfriend in the CROTCH" ....really

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Nonnag 0

Thats what it's called smart one...

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GrapefruitZoe 0

Then you kiss it and make it better very NICELY for HOURS until it IS better.

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supergirl505 0

First of all, how hard is it to pull your boxers down...lmao if I was your gf I would have been laughing at you. Second of all, maybe she liked it lol some girls are into that. If you can fist a girl you can knee her right? And I have a responce to two earlier comments 1. About the bike, in fourth grade I was walking on a this bar thing on the play ground and fell, landed right on my crotch and popped my cherry in front of all my classmates lol. 2. I'm on the colorguard at my high school and I really don't see how you can hit your crotch and have it hurt that bad with a rifle lol, she must have been fooling around. Ok I'm done

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