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Today, I learned that my wife had an affair with another guy. She met him while we were on a trip in another state for marriage counseling. The reason we were in marriage counseling was because she had no desire for sex, and we had gone for two years without it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50350) - you deserved it (3300)

On 07/27/2009 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by imatool (man) - United States (Texas)

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Divorce.

#1 - On 07/27/2009 at 5:06pm by infrared

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Know what I love? In reading through these comments and from past experiences with people's attitudes toward cheating I get the general impression that a lot of people (usually women) think that when a woman screws around it's because she's unfulfilled and the guy should fix the relationship.

But these same people are usually the first to throw a wild badger at any guy who dares to so much as spank it to some internet porn, let alone withhold sex for two years while (at least) having sex on their COUPLE'S THERAPY GETAWAY.

#91 - On 07/27/2009 at 9:49pm by Cormophyte

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