Love, Money, Intimacy and Cheating: Bad trip

Bad trip

By MrGullible - 17/04/2019 00:00

Today, I found out that not only did I pay for my wife to travel overseas to see her brother but to bang some guy half her age as well. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 392

You deserved it 198

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By sickandtiredofit - 24/01/2012 19:50 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 269

You deserved it 3 106

By imatool - 27/07/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, I learned that my wife had an affair with another guy. She met him while we were on a trip in another state for marriage counseling. The reason we were in marriage counseling was because she had no desire for sex, and we had gone for two years without it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 784

You deserved it 4 809

By Nobody - 27/11/2009 21:39 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 626

You deserved it 3 262

Snitching

By Big_Tex23 - 06/07/2023 06:00

Today, I found out, and only after my stepdaughter told me, that my wife spent the whole weekend with another guy at the beach. FML

I agree, your life sucks 882

You deserved it 79

By Justus Buhler - 03/03/2017 02:00

Today, my girlfriend told me that she had to go to New Hampshire for a few days for her grandma's funeral. Later I found out she spent over $1,000 dollars (on our joint account) to take a vacation with the man she was cheating on me with. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 462

You deserved it 714

Double crossed

By ??? - 19/07/2020 05:01

Today, I found out the best man at my wedding was banging my wife after years of being married. My best man was my brother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 431

You deserved it 165

Trust

By Anonymous - 14/07/2021 11:01

Today, I found out from some guy that he and my wife had been having an affair for over year. She confessed to everything, and said they had already broken it off. She also admitted that she would've never mentioned it to me if I'd never found out on my own. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 375

You deserved it 95

By Anonymous - 28/02/2012 02:12 - United States

Today, I found out my wife cheated on me with a guy from her work three times, two months before I proposed to her. She decided to tell me three months into our marriage. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 712

You deserved it 2 651

Work name

By Van - 09/11/2019 05:00

Today, I found out the girl my husband's been calling "Sister" isn't actually his sister, but instead a hooker whose work name is "Sister". FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 904

You deserved it 464

By lonelyhubby - 08/07/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 426

You deserved it 12 074

ajh1800 25

Wednesday 17 April 2019 0:02

Why are we seeing this again?

tounces7 27

Thursday 18 April 2019 17:45

Cancel her return ticket.

Comments

ajh1800 25

Wednesday 17 April 2019 0:02

Why are we seeing this again?

Mungolikecandy 19

Wednesday 17 April 2019 8:16

Either a lot of men are paying for their wives to bang younger men or this was on here about a week or so ago,

Eric Henning 7

Thursday 18 April 2019 4:35

Make up some evidence, report her to homeland security, get her passport revoked

Richard Luna 1

Thursday 18 April 2019 17:10

Should read soon to be ex wife

tounces7 27

Thursday 18 April 2019 17:45

Cancel her return ticket.

Rosaluv 5

Saturday 20 April 2019 5:33

why didn't you go with her? Maybe she felt like you didn't Care to be involved inner family and her life. Sounds like retaliation to me.

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I agree, your life sucks 20 110

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You deserved it 7 424

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