Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, and dropped a condom in the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!". FML
I agree, your life sucks (39164) - you totally deserved it (17488)
On 07/21/2009 at 3:45pm - intimacy - by uh-oh (woman) - United States (New Mexico)
Exactly! At least she didn't say, "Get the hell out of the shower, I don't want you pregnant." Awesome mom. Watching out for you AND letting you have fun. ;- )
#115 - On 07/21/2009 at 9:30pm by mynameisnotjudie
LOL when I first saw this I thought I'd be the first to say you have an awesome mom, look what I see first
i agree with everyone that replied to the first comment to get theirs seen
i wish my mom was that cool
Yeah, you better be happy you're mom is that laid back! My mom would kill us both and then have a heart attack if she caught me.
#161 - On 07/21/2009 at 11:08pm by Carla174
most definitely cool mom. i frickn hope i can be as cool as her once i have children. kudos to the mom.
#197 - On 07/22/2009 at 12:20am by cheer_leader247
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Why doesn't anyone realize that no mom would ever do this unless she's mentally insane? All of you saying "this mom is awesome, I wish my mom did that, etc..." are proof that none of your mothers would do something like this, so why do you think this one is true? Morons.
#256 - On 07/22/2009 at 11:36pm by wilshires1
#256 - My mom was one...she offered to buy me condoms when I was 15.
OP - you've got it good. Embarrassing? Yes. Good omen? Definitely.
#276 - On 07/24/2009 at 12:47am by regalarius
My mom caught me in the shower with a girl once... no kids for me...
#295 - On 08/02/2009 at 4:08pm by The_Flanman
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everyone knows when you have sex in the shower there is no need for a condom
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dont listen to em. everyone knows the shower protects against aids
#129 - On 07/21/2009 at 9:54pm by YNasty
Yeah if she's "fixed" like my last girl was...greatest thing ever. You can do anything with no worries.
#313 - On 09/05/2009 at 3:44am by Twisted_Method
I can't think of many things that would be more awkward than this.
#3 - On 07/21/2009 at 6:43pm by Tubasaurus
Today, me and my boyfreind were in the shower and I showed him a condom, I was about to put it on he grabbed out of my hands and said " cool water baloons" he's filled it up and threw it at me. fml
hahahhajdhjafhjsdhhahfjkdhsahahhahha did that not make it on the website?!
#98 - On 07/21/2009 at 8:57pm by im_in_love
best mom ever. But neither an FYL or a YDI. It's just....awesome.
#12 - On 07/21/2009 at 6:51pm by paigeorose92
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safe sex is great sex better wear a latex cause you don't want that latetext that I think I'm latex (Lil Wayne).
At least tell me you used it.
#15 - On 07/21/2009 at 6:53pm by blabbermouth26
woww.. lol you totally fucked those lyrics up... an I'm not even a lil wayne fan... the last part is "you don't want that late EX that I think I'm late TEXT.
You guys are both wrong.
The lyrics are: Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex. Cuz you dont want that late text, that "I think I'm late" text.
#230 - On 07/22/2009 at 11:44am by synacious
OP, take a hint and invite her to join in. she's like the kool-aid man for condoms.
#18 - On 07/21/2009 at 6:54pm by Casualt1234
ur lucky she didn't stop u from having a good time she's cool
#19 - On 07/21/2009 at 6:55pm by bodybordandrew19
how come number twenty is buried when it's true? people are retarded
#102 - On 07/21/2009 at 9:03pm by kingofstuff
Because that pster doesn't know how all mom's will react? Some will chase them out, and there are some that wouldn't care - then there are some that would do what the OP's mom did. Just because maybe YOUR mom wouldn't doesn't mean none would.
#132 - On 07/21/2009 at 9:58pm by BLNovelist
You guys are retarded.
As if you can't even lay back and trust that the story is real instead of being uptight, no fun, know-it-alls -.-
seriously. L2HaveFUN?
not an fml... your mom is both cool and smart for at least providing you with the means to keep it safe
#22 - On 07/21/2009 at 6:56pm by tarheel22893
because it's obnoxious. there's nothing special about being first, and oftentimes any discussion-related comments are just tacked on as an excuse to shout "FIRST!"
#32 - On 07/21/2009 at 7:04pm by diet_otaku
LMFAO - I totally agree with everyone who thinks your mom is awesome.
You deserve it though! LOCK the door! hahahahhaa And if there isn't a lock... you deserve it for doing that shit in your parents' house anyway! hahahah!
#24 - On 07/21/2009 at 6:57pm by noshitsherlock
Some of you people are so foolish. Don't any of you know the old addage, "Young love will find a way?" Just let it be. definitely not a FML.
your mom rocks.
wait a minute. your boyfriend is in your home, while your living with your parents? or is it the other way around?
#26 - On 07/21/2009 at 6:58pm by maximumoverdrive
it could be that he was over at her house and she just wanted to take a shower to clean up before going somewhere (maybe ), and he just thought it was a good idea to just hop right in.
#63 - On 07/21/2009 at 7:37pm by puppyeyes56
Yeah thats what I was wondering...why was the OP in the shower while her mom was in the house? Does she still live at home or was her mom visiting her? Even if it was in my own apartment, if I knew my mom was in the house I wouldnt be in the shower with my boyfriend out of respect (and just because that would be an uncomfortable situation for everyone). The only way this would be normal is if the OPs mom lives with her permanently due to health or financial reasons...then I could understand having the BF hop in the shower, but keep it quiet while mommy dearest is in the house. ;)
Either way as awkward as that is, OPs mom is pretty cool.
Look at it this way, At least she didn't start scoldign you or giving you sex talks =/
Pretty awesome, It's just how mothers should be, caring of you, but not paranoid.
#28 - On 07/21/2009 at 7:01pm by KMG12
my mom would fucking kill me or maybe kick me oout of the house if i ever get caught having sex..
your mom is fawking awesome
Seriously, how old are you guys? I have never had any problem with having sex in my parents ( or girlfriends ) house, while the parents where home. Either you are all 15, or your parents are 50 year old nazis.
i thinks this is officially my favorite FML!!.....nice job lol
#30 - On 07/21/2009 at 7:03pm by short_one_13
LOL. your mum is aceee.
Mine is starting to get a little bit like this. although I don't think she's quite at the stage where she'll give us condoms in the shower... but who knows? the time may come soon.
This isn't an FML, it's just funny :D
#31 - On 07/21/2009 at 7:03pm by Nozzanoggin
lol. Your mom is awesome! Reminds me a bit of my mom. Except my mom would've run out of the bathroom completely embarrassed (for some reason) and then shouted through the door "are you two wearing a condom!?"
#35 - On 07/21/2009 at 7:05pm by Darth_Taco
Lol parental units...
But really thats a bit awkward but I agree with alot of the posters, atleast she didn't stop you or give some speech lol.
Your mom is rad. Most moms would strangle him. But you probably shouldn't shower together while your moms home, unless you didn't know.
i'd love if my mom would do that. HA too bad she's asian.
but damn, this is more like a good thing than an FML, haha.
#38 - On 07/21/2009 at 7:09pm by imlaughingatyou
I hope you didn't still have sex after that. But your mom seems understanding. She just didn't want you to get pregnant or whatever. Not too bad.
Wow. Your mom didn't freak out, didn't start screaming, disown you, or even get mad at all, and you're saying FML? Sure, it's a little awkward, but you could have gotten off so much worse. Cry more. :*(
how is that an fml? If my mom did that i'd love it.. :D damn asian parents.. :(
#43 - On 07/21/2009 at 7:18pm by Yooh_Plus_Meh
hahahah. funny stuff man. at least she let you stay in the shower with ur bf. i woulda been killed. anyway, i like ur mom. shes cool! although that would kinda be awkward.. hahah.
blabber and Rada, u both messed up the lyrics, use some common sense. It's "you don't want that late text, that 'I think I'm late' text"...late EX doesn't make sense, yet a text late at night saying her period is late makes perfect sense..don't correct someone Rada just to fuck it up worse...
#47 - On 07/21/2009 at 7:21pm by FlaminYawn
i RESPECT yo mama. fuck your life...not, you just had sex and your mom is cool!!!!!!!
#50 - On 07/21/2009 at 7:23pm by youngboss
HAHAH Awesome mother. At leats she was right and didnt have anythign against you two getting frisky. HAHA at least u wont end up knocked up HAHA . YDI
#53 - On 07/21/2009 at 7:26pm by JustSoLost
Although I completely disagree with sex before marriage but there really isn't much to stop them so at least she made you be safe I'd say that's a pretty good mom
i think "sex" became "intimacy" simply because they weren't quite doing it yet. close but akward moment from atleast in this case what sounds like the coolest mom ever. hell my parents would freak out if they even saw me kiss my boy. lucky little bitch, no offence to whoever posted this FML.
#201 - On 07/22/2009 at 12:46am by loserface1994
Let me get this straight...
You took a shower when your boyfriend was over...
Okay.
But your mom was home...
So he jumps in anyways?
Oh god.
#74 - On 07/21/2009 at 7:56pm by Stephnesss
It doesn't make sense because this FML is clearly fake.
#254 - On 07/22/2009 at 11:29pm by wilshires1
Why hasn't anyone else commented on the fact that condoms tend to be ineffective in water and break down?
#77 - On 07/21/2009 at 8:03pm by jemstone25
Because you're thinking of oil or Vaseline, not water? I mean, I suppose the water could wash away some of the lube and juices, increasing friction and hence risk of breakage, but it doesn't "break down."
#84 - On 07/21/2009 at 8:16pm by FoundManyLemons
#77 is a likely product of "abstinence education" as taught in the less civilized portions of the US.
ahahahaah you have a cool mom but I must admit that would have been akward.
#78 - On 07/21/2009 at 8:04pm by Daaniellee1234
Your mom is awesome. Be thankful. YDI.
(P.S. Keep it wrapped up!)
#81 - On 07/21/2009 at 8:13pm by FoundManyLemons
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your mom sounds like one trashy fucking parent
What's wrong with giving a condom to consenting people to make sure they're safe? xx
#85 - On 07/21/2009 at 8:17pm by holytamole
No, her mom sounds like a very realistic and accepting mom. Most young girls get pregnant because their moms don't talk to them about sex and they aren't educated about how to protect themselves. You sound like someone who has a lot of growing up to do.
would have been awesome if your boyfriend busted after hearing your mom outside the curtain...
#83 - On 07/21/2009 at 8:16pm by isthisonetaken
That seems a pretty ideal ending to the situation, aside from the awkward bursting-in.
#90 - On 07/21/2009 at 8:33pm by paintballer394
At least your mom was cool about it. If that was my child, which I have no children because I'm only sixteen, I would yank her out. Or something along those lines.
#94 - On 07/21/2009 at 8:45pm by pommeblossom
It could be worse, it could've been your dad with a bat. :V
Seriously though, your mother sounds pretty cool. Wish my mom was that laid-back.
Your mother is awesome. Most parents would have probably opened the curtains and kicked the boy out of the house. You have NO idea how lucky you have it. This is NOT an FML.
#106 - On 07/21/2009 at 9:12pm by Ianslilgoofball
Hahahahaha well Im sorry thats like reallly really really awkward! yeah its cool of your mom to let you do that but omg I would never want my mom knowing what i was doing.. if it was that
#114 - On 07/21/2009 at 9:27pm by xogymnasticsss
At least your mom is ok with it. If my girlfriends parents knew I was in the shower with her (or my parents for that matter) I would probably have a very very VERY early death.
You're lucky.
#116 - On 07/21/2009 at 9:33pm by FuzzyWalnuts
Condoms don't break in the shower, where are you from? The abstinence part of the US I am guessing . . .
Condoms break with oil and/or Vaseline, not water, you're bodily fluids would break it down, you dumb red neck!
First of all.... Ever heard of locking the door? Your mom is cool I suppose in letting you two have your fun, but you should have remembered the condom in the first place. Also I would never do that when my mom is home or able to know whats going on (hint hint: always lock the door?) Anyway glad you got your time with your boyfriend.
#125 - On 07/21/2009 at 9:47pm by Rascal_620
I think this totally awsome. You Rentals are so awsome!
#127 - On 07/21/2009 at 9:48pm by mitchelldef
Your mom is f'ing amazing. Not only did she NOT keep you from having sex, she's reminding you to stay safe and.. childless. All good things here.
dude heres an idea lock the fucking door and if you cant do that have sex on the door so she cant get in there problem solved
but then she wouldn't have a condom. and her boyfriend would've tried to pull out, but that doesn't always work. then she could've got pregnant. and she might not have enough money for abortion and it would be pretty damn tough to be a teenage mother. and what if the boyfriend leaves her for some other skank, thus leaving the OP and the grandmother to raise a child all by themselves (assuming the mother disowns her for being so irresponsible and having careless sex)? and of course the grandma ain't no spring chicken and she won't be around much longer. the OP can say goodbye to a higher education of any sort because she'll have no time for it, what with her two jobs and taking care of the baby. then what if she finds a "nice guy" who she thinks is her ticket out of there, but after the honeymoon, he shows his true face. then the abuse, cheating, and drinking ensues. eventually ten years go by with that scumbag and then the OP will have problems raising a teenage daughter who constantly breaks rules, ditches class, and goes out with 20-year-old guys (having sex with them). and of course she can't talk about it with ricky (her husband) because he's a no-good alcoholic who gets angry when she tries to talk to him. well eventually, her daughter will be in the same situation (screwing some guy in the shower) and the OP will flash back to that fateful conception day. she wants to prevent pregnancy by giving the daughter (juanita) a condom, but of course juanita sharply comes back with "but MOM, you were allowed to have sex with guys unprotected!!" and the OP breaks down with regret and agony. she knows that the vicious circle continues!!
of course, this is all assuming that she locked the door in the first place....
what's the moral of this story? when having sex make sure your parents are home and in the immediate vacinity and make sure there is easy access to the room of love-making.
#171 - On 07/21/2009 at 11:27pm by Casualt1234
that's the beauty of it. i dont expect anyone to read it. that was actually just for me
and yes the bf should've had a condom, but he didn't! so it is quite fortunate that the door was unlocked. had the door been locked, well... we all know what would happen ^^^
#209 - On 07/22/2009 at 1:40am by Casualt1234
Be grateful your mom is understanding. She could've ground you and told your bf to gtfo and ban you from ever seeing her again, then lock the doors and call you a slut a whore and a disgrace to the family.
I just can't imagine a situation where you and your boyfriend would be in the shower together while your mother is right nearby.
Actually, there are situations where that would happen...quite literally once my BF and I took a shower together, and one of his parents was sleeping almost directly below the bathroom (which was on the second floor) and his brother was in the room next to it, ha!
#180 - On 07/21/2009 at 11:40pm by BLNovelist
Why "FML"?
That doesn't sound like a huge issue to me, if you mom is cool enough, to give you a condom, I would say that you have it made...
Just my Opinion.
#135 - On 07/21/2009 at 10:13pm by UnrealReality
your mom is awesome, it would be a FML if she kicked your boyfriend out of the shower and made him leave naked.
mom is cool. but if u had sex even after she dropped the condom in, i dunno if u'll be respecting her. Its just a nice way of saying - lay off it! But hey, what do i know abt ur mom(or family)...
Stay cool :)
I wouldn't say you deserve it, per se, but it definitely isn't fyl. Be grateful your mom cares! If you didn't have a condom already you're stupid.
I'm gonna take a wild guess and say that the couple are in their late teens/twenties of the mom didn't care.
How is this FML? More like IHAAM. I Have An Awesome Mom.
#151 - On 07/21/2009 at 10:44pm by lilactress717
how is this FML, it's like god bless your mom i mean she practicaly said it was ok for you to do it
#155 - On 07/21/2009 at 10:55pm by theroofisonfire
FYL?? Yea right
Your mom caught you having sex and gave you a condom and was fine with it.
thats fucking awesome
#158 - On 07/21/2009 at 11:01pm by darkshadow
Haha, I love these awesome mom stories, it gives me ideas for when I eventually have kids =P
#164 - On 07/21/2009 at 11:14pm by StreetSinger
wtf this is not an fml you have probably one of the coolest moms in the history of the world.... be glad she didn't totally freak on you like any normal boring mom would have...
Hahaha my mom would be like uh not in your life time .. then probably ground me and never let him over again. Cool mom- yes.... FML?- no
#168 - On 07/21/2009 at 11:26pm by Entity4Infinity
You have an awesome Mom unless you are 30+ then that's just sad
#173 - On 07/21/2009 at 11:30pm by pleasedonttellme
wooow this totally isnt an FML ur mom 1.let you take a shower with your boyfriend 2. gave you a condom 3.basically told you it was ok to have sex, thats a pretty cool mom and safe sex is no joke at least shes watching out for your safety while letting you have some fun
Ur mom is sooooooo normal I wish I had such a mom - my mom freaks out if I talk to a girl cuz she's religious Jew
If your under 18 then your mom is a really shitty parent. If your over 18...whatever, it's still creepy and awkward.
Knowing her daughter was doing that and not giving her protection would be shitty parenting. Unless the OP is 12, I would give her mother props for being so understanding that, guess what, after a certain point sex does become an interest and punishing them for thinking about it/trying to partake in it is going to do nothing but push them into it more and add a stigma to what should be a perfectly natural act.
Turning 18 does not automatically give someone enough knowledge and maturity to have sex. There are people that are idiots about the topic in all age groups - and if the OP is mature enough to have it, more power to her.
#190 - On 07/22/2009 at 12:01am by BLNovelist
Hey 190, I was gonna say that. But I didn't get around to it. Thank you for articulating something I probably never would've myself.
not an fml. be glad you actually have cool parents.
#187 - On 07/21/2009 at 11:53pm by martialartist7
wow u have a cool mom. mine probably would've stuck a shotgun in the shower
#189 - On 07/21/2009 at 11:57pm by blondiee09
hahahaha your mom is awesome!!! at least she provided safety :P
#194 - On 07/22/2009 at 12:08am by jd_superjive
my mom would murder me, your mom is awesome!! so not an fml
#196 - On 07/22/2009 at 12:18am by triplethreat13
Wow, that's embarassing. FYL for your mom embarassing you, she should have talked to you about it before. But it seems like your mom's cool! Most people's moms would kill that guy and you.
#198 - On 07/22/2009 at 12:21am by epicfail13337
I like that you assume she is a slut when you don't know how long they've been together, their age, or the seriousness of the relationship. Her mom just doesn't want an unwed pregnant daughter. At least she doesn't have the "abstinence" blinders on. She may be a little open about it but that's better than ignoring it.
You're lucky that your mom didn't punish you both. I wish my mom wasn't so religious about sex after marriage. Btw she didn't have a condom before because her bf surprised her by getting in. Your mom is great.
#200 - On 07/22/2009 at 12:28am by Shyman4ever
I would assume the little brother might be to warrant him having a nanny..the poster said it's his brother's nanny, not his. P:
#236 - On 07/22/2009 at 1:01pm by BLNovelist
Lucky! My mom would've flipped shit! I got in trouble cause my boyfriend was in my room the other day...and I'm gonna be 21 in less than a month
#205 - On 07/22/2009 at 1:10am by wickedgrl13
haha thats hilarious my mom would have done the same thing
#208 - On 07/22/2009 at 1:38am by wadegirl23
Definitely not an FML. If your boyfriend grabbed your mom by the hand; said, "why don't you join us"; and your mom got in the shower with you guys, knocked you over and started giving him a blow job...
I'm sorry, I've totally lost my train of thought. Hottest FML eva~~~~!!!oneoneoneoneonoen
Wow. That it just not right..and it doesn't make the mom cool. It makes her seem like she's trying to be the daughters friend more than a mom, bad parenting.
Anyways, just don't have sex while your parents are home/visiting, be respectful. If you do decide to flaunt it then you deserve whatever horrible and embaressing things happen.
#213 - On 07/22/2009 at 2:07am by floresntadolecnt
So, once a daughter is old enough to have made the decision to have sex, you believe that a parent is better off trying to scold them and change their point of view, than trying to keep her safe?
Children do eventually grow up. Some parents cannot accept the fact that they will not permanently be the one who decides everything in their child's life, but fortunately this mother isn't one of them. She recognizes that her daughter is having sex now. That's not an aspect of a person that will be changed by a lecture. Giving her daughter a condom is the most responsible thing she could do, even if she didn't do it in the most tactful manner.
#213 you are absolutely right. It's like she's going through the female version of "mid-life crisis." Acting like the mom in Mean Girls.
#255 - On 07/22/2009 at 11:33pm by wilshires1
one of my coworkers sometimes sleeps at her boyfriend's house. he lives at home. with his parents and siblings. they're just like "CONDOMS YAY" - so it DOES happen.
And I'll be the kind of mom who does the same thing - as long as you're being safe about it and your partner isn't a douchebag or anything.
#263 - On 07/23/2009 at 12:07pm by tameingraleat
i see that happen at my place.
my mom is freaking awsome as well
#220 - On 07/22/2009 at 5:37am by satanic_witch
I don't blame her. she doesn't want to baby sit your kid.
#222 - On 07/22/2009 at 7:22am by deliapearl
In regards to sliding it under the door....would anyone honestly have left the shower to go get it, if they couldn't even get one themselves to start with (assuming the BF didn't have one when he jumped in))? And for that matter, that would be assuming the mother would yell in to them to use it.
#237 - On 07/22/2009 at 1:04pm by BLNovelist
Good for your mom! My mom is like that, when anyone brings up underage-sex or abstinence or anything she just shouts "condom!"
thats a awesome mom dude atlest she cares if you get preggy or not coz she will have to pay for your hospital bills a condom is way cheaper:))
#227 - On 07/22/2009 at 9:08am by feelingblue
Are yu fucking crazy?! Yur mom protect yu from possible having a std and yu said fyl yu kno wat wud rly be fyl if yu didnt wrap it up and found yu had a std... Yur mom is freaking great & yu dnt appreciate it... Maybe she should of let yu fuck up yur life!!!
#228 - On 07/22/2009 at 10:09am by RellaBella
the real fml would have been: today i got pregnant, and my mom heard me having sex. fml.
thank god shes not some sort of crazy parent who would have came in and made a fucking scene
my mom would probably do something similar. my gf's parents, on the other hand...
#233 - On 07/22/2009 at 12:49pm by thedarkfreak
a mom thats letting you have sex? and even gives you the condom? sounds good to me
#235 - On 07/22/2009 at 12:59pm by DWdizzy
"today, my mom was fine with me having sex. fml"
stop your bitching.
#238 - On 07/22/2009 at 1:41pm by mister_moops
So wait. Your mother GAVE YOU A CONDOM instead of freaking out? And you think your life is F'ed? Ah to be young and stupid...
Your mom is awesome. The only thing that would be better is if it was your dad and he gave your BF a high five.
I'd only hope my mom would be that awesome if I was in that situation.
#239 - On 07/22/2009 at 1:48pm by Pethegreat
Haha! Lucky you! Emberssing but atleast you get to use the condom!
#241 - On 07/22/2009 at 5:00pm by Julietiloveyou
Reminds me of Regina's mom in Mean Girls.
I'm lame, I know, but I can't get it out my head.
#243 - On 07/22/2009 at 5:53pm by inarticulate
Your boyfriend let your mom figure out he got in the shower with you? YDI.
#244 - On 07/22/2009 at 7:05pm by TheTragicReturn
Your moms letting you have sex even though she has the power to stop you and she's even giving you a condom AND she's letting it happen in the shower! She must think your sex partner is handy enough with a condom to let you risk pregnancy. If your moms ok with sex...... LUCKY!!
#246 - On 07/22/2009 at 7:12pm by shadowshadow
You're damn lucky your mother is cool with you having sex with your boyfriend in the shower WHILE SHE'S NEARBY. Not all of us have that luxury, princess.
Dude, I WISH my girlfriend's mom was that awesome! Shit, she'd have grabbed my by the ear and dragged me out!
You're SO fucking lucky!
how is this an FML?!?! your mom is fucking awesome, I wish my mom was that cool. If she ever caught mehaving sex she would kick me out of the house :(
This is a problem WHY? A lot of mothers would freak out or turn off the hot water to shock you out of the shower or something else to keep you from doing it. At least this one can respect your decision to have sex in the shower while she's home while also keeping you safe.
#259 - On 07/23/2009 at 1:28am by chitoryu12
You know what? Your mom is AMAZING. I wish mine was like that, but instead she makes fun of me for having sex and makes inappropriate comments. And when I was in high school, she'd freak out on me and threaten to find a way to press charges on the boy I was having sex with. I aspire to be the kind of mother your mom is.
#262 - On 07/23/2009 at 12:03pm by tameingraleat
Lock the door? Don't have sex while your mom's home? YDI.
#269 - On 07/23/2009 at 7:04pm by NoteMyGrin
Not gonna lie, that's pretty sweet. My mom knows that I'm having sex, and she's okay with it. But if she actually caught me and my boyfriend in the act? Damn. I'd be dead. And I thought that MY mom was cool.
#272 - On 07/23/2009 at 10:35pm by kickitnride34
Wow either:
A) This FML is FAKE AS SHIT
B) You have a retarded mom who knows her daughter is going to get banged in the shower
C) You can't lock the door for your life.
#273 - On 07/23/2009 at 11:21pm by Antonio718
Doesnt your bathroom door have a lock????
and BTW
You're mom is AWESOME :O
My mom said if she ever caught me having sex before graduating college [[Asian FOB values going on]] she'd drag me by my hair in one hand and a plain ticket back to the Philippines in the other
#274 - On 07/23/2009 at 11:24pm by PenguinLoverr
If you don't want that to happen, do it somewhere where it can't. Aka find a different place maybe. I still think your mom is great for doing that though. You're luckier than you know.
#275 - On 07/23/2009 at 11:33pm by Justin1502
I want a mom like that. I'd be all like, "hey, I'm going to have sex with my girlfriend, see ya in a few hours." and she'd be all "bring some condoms!" Man, I'd pay big bucks for your mom.
It's your parent's duty to make your bf flaccid. It really is.
#281 - On 07/25/2009 at 3:35pm by monkey314159
my mum HAS cought me trust me your mum is fucking awesome for doing that!
#285 - On 07/26/2009 at 6:10pm by tasharoonii
lmfao. At least she was making sure you were responsible. It would be an FML if she pulled you both out of the shower and lectured you.
#287 - On 07/27/2009 at 2:27am by sickinlove13
Quite protective of her. At least she's giving you the OK to get dirty whilst you get clean.
#291 - On 07/29/2009 at 7:00am by Kira_Aubren
that's absolutely amazing. i wish my mom was like that. when i lost my virginity, i asked my mom what she would do if i DID have sex, and she was like, "i'd never stop crying, and your father would choke him." and an hour later, she comes in crying at the THOUGHT of me having sex. she's crazy.
you've got it GOOD.
#297 - On 08/04/2009 at 7:41pm by woahcomments
wow thats kinda kewl your mom lets you do that i wouldnt mind it
yet it would be kinda akward...
kewl mom though
Haha, fucking awesome mom. If shes old enough to make her own decisions her mother is doing the right thing.
#303 - On 08/06/2009 at 3:44am by looking_glass
um why the hell would you have sex in the first place when your parents are there....dumbass
#306 - On 08/14/2009 at 2:33pm by darklove6792
I don't really think that's an FML. Sure, it's a little embarrassing but at least your Mum didn't freak out or anything, right? She was looking out for you and I think that's a good thing.
I think your Mum sounds great to be honest.
~Lilz
Your own fault for not securing the bathroom and allowing your privacy to be violated. Still though, your mom is cool. What's wrong with that? Leave a door open, and someone will come in. Lock the damn door and be glad your mom is cool :)
Holy crap! Lol! Even if my mom was cool like that, it would still be incredibly embarrassing :/ At least she didn't freak, right?
Awkward, yes. But 'grats that your mum is awesome and didn't bust your ass. Your mum rocks, I wish my mum were as laid back.
#314 - On 09/17/2009 at 8:25pm by Lady_Lakura
I think their mom is a bit irresponsible. Sure, she gave them protection, which is better than none. But as I commented on another FML, if you're young enough to be living with your parents, you shouldn't be doing anything at all.
#315 - On 10/03/2009 at 3:56pm by bgpink
To be honest the mum would do that if the boyfriend was staying over or even be living in the house because they would obviously be over 16 , mostly likely 17 so actually she is doing them a favour and actually not giving them the protection would be wrong as a mother so i don't know what you're going on about....people can live with their parents until 20 or so, my sister who is 24 still lives with her mum so you're telling me your "rule" still fits? obviously not, think before you write mate
#316 - On 11/12/2009 at 4:15am by loveeiittt10
