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Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, and dropped a condom in the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55289) - you deserved it (28170)

On 07/21/2009 at 3:45pm - intimacy - by uh-oh (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

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Cool mom . first!

#1 - On 07/21/2009 at 6:41pm by JayXL14

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I think that's a pretty kick ass mom.

#4 - On 07/21/2009 at 6:43pm by wrw28405

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