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Today, I was sifting through my parents old home movies. I put in one and was horrified to see my parents having sex. I immediately ejected the tape and looked at the label. It said "Bermuda, 1989". They've told me I was conceived in Bermuda around that time. I've seen my own conception. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (128429) - you deserved it (24231)

On 03/16/2009 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by ihatevideos (man) - United States (Oregon)

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