Today, I was sifting through my parents old home movies. I put in one and was horrified to see my parents having sex. I immediatly ejected the tape and looked at the label. It said "Bermuda, 1989". They've told me I was conceived in Bermuda around that time. I've seen my own conception. FML
I agree, your life sucks (116356) - you totally deserved it (20933)
On 03/16/2009 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by ihatevideos (man) - United States (Oregon)
(+2)Gross. Fortunately, i was dropped off by a stork so i don't have to worry about that.
#6 - On 03/16/2009 at 11:43pm by arthurkirkland
(+1)wouldn't you notice the label before you put it in. and think to how you were conceived around that time?
(0)Yeah #2 is on the button. I don't really understand why people videotape giving birth. I understand that it's the beginning of life, but really, how many people want to see a bloody baby crawl out of some lady's swollen vagina?
#11 - On 03/16/2009 at 11:51pm by Lou_Briccant
(0)dude how old are you, if you were conceived in '89? is it even legal for you to watch porn?
#13 - On 03/16/2009 at 11:52pm by stormgirl88
(0)do the math, its '09 and she's born in '89
20 is definitely old enough to watch porn
and what does age have to do with anything??
#139 - On 08/10/2009 at 2:29am by kagome3124
(+1)Actually... he/she would probably be 18, maybe 19. If they were conceived in '89, plus nine months while they *cough* mature, that means more likely than not, they were born in 1990... and if it were before March, then they would be 18... maybe 19...
So... it's a moot point anyway, but yes, its legal for them to be watching porn.
It's actually even more of a moot point, cause its not like they went to watchmyconception.com... they were watching home movies.
#22 - On 03/17/2009 at 12:02am by thisquietcity14
(0)At least you didn't see your birth. I saw mine the same exact way: going through my parents home videos. Trust me, it's just not a good idea. EVER
#24 - On 03/17/2009 at 12:03am by ashykins08
(0)AHAHAHA! You saw your parents having sex and what's worse, you technically starred in porn.
#29 - On 03/17/2009 at 12:08am by fail_truck
(0)that's crazy, you could've seen yourself 20 years ago, as a bunch of white mush
#32 - On 03/17/2009 at 12:28am by throwing_bricks
(+1)Memories for your parents eh? The day their baby boy was made?
Hahahaha
#33 - On 03/17/2009 at 12:30am by llSgtScopell
(+1)#22 I digress. It would make more sense if he were 20. The most popular time for vacations, particularly to hot tropical destinations, is late January to mid February. Meaning you'd be born in 1989 as well - in the fall. It's most probably their 19.
Anyway. At the very very eldest they're 20. The very youngest 18
#34 - On 03/17/2009 at 12:32am by NatsaPanda
(+1)really gross but still kinda cool, not many people get the chance to see the time they were conceived
#37 - On 03/17/2009 at 12:36am by deeprest47
(+1)*twitch*...i feel for you...fortunatly i will never have that problem...to avoid my asking questions my dad told me when i was a little girl that they bought me from the Eatons' Center before it went bankrupt and i was standing in some loony pose...I'm still going with that...I was not concived I was bought...18 and a half years ago...
#39 - On 03/17/2009 at 12:41am by madame_malfoy
(0)*movie trailer guy voice* "In a world when time began a young guy or girl put in a tape...
This was no ordinary tape,
but one that the gods have banished to the seventh circle of Hell
No poor mortal were to lay their eyes on it but one day
*black screen and heart beat sound*
*bright light*
it was found.
*dramatics music*
Coming soon to a theater near you
(0)it is kinda awesome.. even if gross.... lol.. at least u have vids of u from the start!!! rofl.. but yea yr life is fucked!!
#41 - On 03/17/2009 at 12:58am by Mikeymikey
(+1)well, add that to the baby book. you know, first laugh, first time you rolled over, first word, first step, first cell division. you know, the usual
#43 - On 03/17/2009 at 1:24am by rassannassar
(0)Why?! Why would old people think it's okay to tape themselves having sex?!
Jeeze, talk about scarred for life. My deepest sympathies
#44 - On 03/17/2009 at 1:38am by fillmyheart028
(+1)#44- They weren't that old at the time?
When I have a wife, we're going to make tons of sex tapes of us.
:)
(0)actually there's no way he could be 20 because even if he were conceived Jan 1, 1989 and born sometime in September, his 20th wouldn't be until later this year. So 18-19.
(+1)has anyone thought at all that maybe the parents had sex more than once? If I were on vacation in Bermuda, I would be having sex with my wife every night and twice a day! Don't freak out haha
(0)#49, parents having sex is okay, but why the hell would they videotape it!?!??! Gross! That's just asking for trouble later!
(+1)rofl at #48 ....
at #50 excuse me but ppl videotape themselves all the time.. and they tapes are 4gotten and left there... so 18 yrs later it might look gross to you but theyd prolly love to watch themselves again go at it like youngsters.. parents are allowed to be horny and human just like u. unless u aren't. One day when ure all old and grumpy maybe u will get it.
peace
#51 - On 03/17/2009 at 2:51am by Mikeymikey
(0)haha 48 ,
its cool to visualize cause its not my mom...
i dont have that problem cause im preety sure my parents cant have sex... the shear volume of hair on both their bodies would create a massive, inescapable 'velcro effect' that im preety sure they knowingly avoid
#52 - On 03/17/2009 at 2:54am by badboy6865
(0)You're just going to have to hoe that when you bring a gf/bf round your parents don't start showing family videos. :D
"This is their first day at school, this and this one we call 'first steps' and here's 'in the bath'. And this one is called ....."
(0)I lol'd immensely. I suddenly feel very glad that we no longer have any home movies laying around.
#55 - On 03/17/2009 at 3:15am by TheNameless
(0)What I don't understand is why you examined the tape afterwards.
"OH GOD! PARENTS HAVING SEX! EJECT! Hmm, I wonder what the title says, and who the tape manufacturer was. Knowledge makes everything better!"
or,
"OH SWEET JESUS! PARENTS HAVING SEX! Well, maybe the label says, 'actually just people who look sort of like us not actually having sex but I can see why you'd think that'!"
or,
"OH GOD! PARENTS HAVING SEX! Well, maybe they didn't enjoy it. I'll just check the label for a star rating..."
(0)Life and all its secrets... magnificent, aren't they? :)
#58 - On 03/17/2009 at 4:40am by csigabajnok
(0)You see that twinkle in your dad's eye just before he flips your mum around to give her a dirty sanchez? Thats you that is
(+1)To everyone who says this is gross: the vast majority of you wouldn't be here if it weren't for the fornication of two adults. We think of sex as a beautiful/wonderful thing when *we* do it, so why not when our parents do it (especially when the result was *us*)?
Showing disgust at that is kind of like saying "wow, mom and dad, I'm such a disgusting person that I can't understand why you'd ever want to conceive and then birth me." Let's show a little respect for our parents' sex lives; many of us will be in that boat some day, too.
(0)OK first off I know everybody has said it already but yes #13 won an EPIC FAIL award
Second that what you get for going through your parent's stuff you nosy little shit!
#63 - On 03/17/2009 at 9:30am by Sinisterwolf89
(+1)Well, that sucks. However, it's better than having your mother tell you she's not exactly sure who your father is, and then later telling you that you are the worst mistake she ever made...
Gotta look at the positives here
#64 - On 03/17/2009 at 9:39am by im_prison_mike
(+1)My parents swear up and down that I'm a changeling, and therefore was never conceived.
#70 - On 03/17/2009 at 12:17pm by alwaysalady
(0)Man, I laughed. I am sorry. I know it must have been shocking to see such a scene, but unfortunatelly I laughed.
#72 - On 03/17/2009 at 1:00pm by ajudaeu
(+1)Could be worse. At least your parents didn't tape the act over the tape of your very first varsity hockey game when you were in 9th grade. Mine did.
#78 - On 03/17/2009 at 2:58pm by infidelappel
(0)#19.... this either 20 or 19 about to turn 20.... they are old enough to watch porn. and if they werent, who abides by the age restrictions anyways?
as for the FML post... hahahaha that's nasty and im sorry you had to see that. everyone shudders at the "thought" of their parents having sex... you got to see it. wow... lol hahahha thats hilarious
(+1)oh please, get over it. its not that big of a deal; your parents had sex, wow.
and to all the immature guys here saying 'at least it wasnt of your mom giving birth', you all need to accept the fact that yes, you came out of a "nasty" bloody vagina. be thankful for it. the purpose for vaginas is reproduction and childbirth, anyways.
(0)Conception doesn't happen right away after sex. It usually takes a few days, if I recall...but of course seeing that is still disturbing.
#90 - On 03/17/2009 at 7:37pm by hydronium
(+1)You probably didn't see your conception. Most likely, your parents got it on more than once while they were in Bermuda....
(0)...why were your parents video taping it? they should know that that just leads to trouble...
#96 - On 03/17/2009 at 10:12pm by StellaLunaLu
(+1)Why were you snooping through your parents' stuff in the first place? And how did you not think that "home movie" = "self-filmed porn"? Serves you right!
(0)For everyone who's bitching about them being immature, YOU get over it. You want to watch YOUR parents having sex? If you do, you have problems.
(0)Sex is natural so you might as well stop complaining bout him seeing his parents have sex, but still, would you REALLY want to watch your own parents ? It's just creepy.
Anyways, sucks to be you, but don't feel sorry. I walked in on mine. Even worse.
#99 - On 03/18/2009 at 1:57am by LadyCianne
(0)Hahaha congrats roomie that shit is funnier than hell itself!!! Hope you got a kick outta that one!
(+1)That's awesome. If I was going to watch any session of my parents having sex (which I'm not) then I'd want it to be my own conception.
(+1)That's kinda neat...in an odd sort of way. I agree with 102
#103 - On 03/18/2009 at 11:05am by Thow_it_up
(0)Hahaha, I don't know, I agree this does deserve a fml, however I think it'd be pretty cool except for the fact that it would be disturbing to see it.
#105 - On 03/18/2009 at 5:34pm by Corn_Is_Tasty
(0)#15 and #18 he'd be 18 ... cus thankfully i didnt see the video of me being concieved... but i was born in 1990 and im 18 going on 19 this coming yr.. it takes 9months for a child to develope.. hello.. so unless he was concieved on jan. he 19 ..but if he was born in 90 then yeah... he's 18..
(0)Wow. It's one thing to see your parents having sex, but to see your own conception....that's just scary....You have really earned this FML.
lesson: stay away from home movies
#113 - On 03/22/2009 at 4:28pm by sardonicRuNt
(0)laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaughing ouuuuuuuut louuuuud :D too funny. haha kinda historic
#116 - On 03/29/2009 at 1:39am by laughingchick
And thats exactly why people READ these days!!!
Lol. Jk.
I would've done the same thing.
Except my reaction would've been to take the tape out and burn it so that I would never make that mistake of watching it ever again.
#117 - On 03/30/2009 at 6:22pm by lifesux_luvktae
(+1)Wow, I'm actually a Bermudian passing through this site for the first time, you were conceived in my country, well island.
#118 - On 04/01/2009 at 12:14pm by Bermy_Brosive
(0)that's awkward. i'm in the same boat u are. except i still live there....
#121 - On 04/04/2009 at 10:01am by bermudababy
(0)wow, i guess u learned your lesson, and im gonna learn from your experience never to go through my parents home videos
(+1)That's pretty cool! Although gross if you think too much of it but VERY COOL.
At least u didn't see ur mum having sex with another man at around that time...
#129 - On 05/18/2009 at 6:29pm by gigirules19
omg, almost the same thing happened to me except the movie was in a lion king box and it started around the end and said "Candace Marie being concieved". that night, i caught my 45 year old mother and my 50 year old father having sex. i was 6.
#132 - On 05/21/2009 at 8:13pm by candymg_gymnast
(+1)Why are Americans so stuck up about sex? Be glad your parents wanted you, they even remember the place you were conceived!
You're 20, deal with the fact that your parents are adults who have sex.
(0)hehe, they should've named the tape something like
"the making of *ur name*"
"Origins:*urname*"
"Productive Paradise"
#141 - On 08/22/2009 at 8:30pm by youre_all_idiots
(0)It's not so much the sex part that would disturb me as seeing video documentation of me being /created/. Kind of creepy, like I'd hate to see pictures of me inside the womb, or even worse, when I was an egg cell or something!
#143 - On 08/28/2009 at 1:58am by roastingmallows
(0)I only know that my parents like to get busy in January. My three brothers and I all share September as our birth month.
#145 - On 10/07/2009 at 9:31pm by TheLinuxKid
(0)I would have been really happy to find such tape.
You're just stupid to not appreciate such a find.
(0)#145 lol I'm in September to (the 16th) high five virgoss rock... I think I wouldn't b able to look at my parents the same way but I would understand... all people have sex your mother, father, aunts, cuzzins, n yesss even your grandparents so suck it up n deal with it... duhhh
(0)very few accually get to witness the moment they were conceved that must have been weird
#150 - On 02/02/2010 at 3:11am by timnew1108
