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Today, I was sifting through my parents old home movies. I put in one and was horrified to see my parents having sex. I immediately ejected the tape and looked at the label. It said "Bermuda, 1989". They've told me I was conceived in Bermuda around that time. I've seen my own conception. FML

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On 03/16/2009 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by ihatevideos (man) - United States (Oregon)

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Actually it's kind of cool. Not many people can say, that they've seen their own creation. : )

#4 - On 03/16/2009 at 11:42pm by Kamicase

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Oh god, that's horrific. Ughhhh, I'd want to throw up

#1 - On 03/16/2009 at 11:39pm by dvb77

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