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Today, I was surprising my husband because our sex life is lacking. We have planned sex tuesday night, every week, with the lights off. When he came home for lunch, I was nude and waiting for him. He took one look and said, "I forgot you looked like that. Meh, I'm going back to work." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58071) - you deserved it (5757)

On 07/18/2009 at 11:51am - intimacy - by Meh (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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