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Today, I thought it would be sexy to cook dinner in lingerie. Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was cooking. I jumped and burned my boobs with boiling cooking oil. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47714) - you deserved it (13923)

On 07/13/2009 at 10:25pm - intimacy - by Ouch (woman) - United States (Nevada)

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#1 - On 07/14/2009 at 6:12am by 6daysoverdue

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Cook and lingerine?!

Those two words together in the same sentence?

He had it made until then. Now all he'll be seeing is the dark walls of his doghouse. FHL

#11 - On 07/14/2009 at 6:48am by 24788

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